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| Awards Ceremony |
Best Sports Car of 2010
This award honors the sports car that had it all: good looks, good price, and top of the line speed. And your winner is...
The 2011 Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG!
This car impressed me since the first time I saw it. It just looked so brilliant, and it performed brilliantly as well. They might have separated from McLaren, but Mercedes still knows how to create the perfect sports car. Well done AMG!
Best Exotic Car of 2010
This award is different from the previous one. This award honors the most exclusive car on the market. But, it still has to have the speed, looks, and hefty price that make it an exotic. And your winner is...
The 2010 Lamborghini Reventon!
Even though this car was sold out for a while, it still captivated the showrooms all around the world. I loved this car, too. The way that they formed this car to make it look like a fighter jet made it just sinister. That awesome V12 noise that comes out of the back is just melodious. Most importantly, this car was up for grabs for $1.2 million. That's over $600,000 more than it's twin brother, the Murcielago LP640. Anyway, well done Lamborghini. This car deserves this award.
Best Hyper Car of 2010
There are a lot of manufacturers that go the extra mile, but what I look for is the baddest of the bad, the mightiest of the mighty, the fastest of the fast. And the winner is...
The 2011 Bugatti Veyron Super Sport!
The Veyron has been with is since 2006. Since then, it's had its crown taken away by fat guys in Kentucky with their ugly V8 monster. But, in 2010, the Veyron roared back with this sleek and superfast variant. Even if those fat guys do make a new one, it will never reach the coveted speed of 268 MPH! This IS the fastest car in the world, and it truly deserves this award.
Best Luxury Car of 2010
This award goes to the car that shows it's best when it comes to style, exclusivity, power, performance, but mostly for style and elegance. And the award goes to...
The 2011 Jaguar XJ!
This is the sexiest luxury car I've seen in my lifetime. I understand we fell in love with the dual-eyed XJ Vanden Plas and the old XJR, but this new streamlined Jag is just fantastic. Not only that, it's unbelievably fun and luxurious to drive. When you turn up to work in this, people will respect you, and that's why it deserves this award.
Best Muscle Car of 2010
This award honors the American car that's bad to the bone, a hard hitter, a lover of superchargers, one seriously fast muscle car. And the winner is...
The 2011 Ford Mustang GT!
Since 2005, when Mustang entered its throwback design phase, the horsepower that V8 engine produced was always in the 300 range. Now, in 2011, the old 5.0 came back packing 412 horsepower, just enough to bring out the cowboy in you. And to make things better, Ford added some more handling and performance upgrades so this car performs just as good as a BMW M3 E92. That's fantastic. So now, you can have M3 performance for only $33,000. What a deal, and that's why it deserves this award.
Best SUV of 2010
This award honors the rugged and courageous 4-wheel drive 5-door wagons with their big V8 engines, massive tires, and gas guzzling fuel economy. And the award goes to...
The 2010 Land Rover Range Rover Sport!
Why else? It's one serious off-roader, has a big V8 engine, is very luxurious, drives like a sports car, and get's an average 15 MPG. What more can you want? This SUV is literally everything you need in one package. It deserves this award.
Best Truck of 2010
This award honors the toughest of the tough when it comes to those rugged 4-wheel drive trucks. Any load you wanna carry, they'll carry it for you. Any journey you wanna take, they'll take it with you. Man's best friend in the shape of a truck. And the winner is...
2011 Ford F-150 SVT Raptor
What else can I say about this truck? It could run over a tree while chomping a lizard to bits. It's that tough. Don't mess with that 6.2-liter V8 engine. It will literally send you crying to your mother. But honestly, this truck handles well, looks absolutely rugged, and plays well in the dirt. It definitely deserves this award.
Best Electric Car of 2010
This award honors the car that has no petrol motor or a petrol gas tank. This award honors those brave and green-minded electric cars. And the award goes to...
The 2011 Tesla Roadster!
Now, if you thought that I would pick the Chevy Volt, you really have to stop reading Motor Trend. This car is a mental, combining sports car performance with electric efficiency. It might not be cheap, but understand that all electric cars now are pretty expensive, including the Chevy Volt. This car just about fits. Congratulations Tesla. This car deserves this award.
Best Green Car of 2010
This award honors the car that saves the world and saves you some greenbacks at the pump. This is for those fuel-saving money saving Econ cars. And the award goes to...
The 2011 Honda CR-Z!
This is one of Honda's most brilliant hybrids. Forget the Civic and Insight. This car is everything you want in a sport car and hybrid. It's the first hybrid with a 6-speed manual shifter. It's the first hybrid car with a sport button. It's the first hybrid car that actual looks properly designed. Out of all the hybrids I've seen so far, this one is the most brilliant. Not to mention, you can tune this hybrid. Congrats Honda, this car deserves this award.
Best Hot Hatch of 2010
This award honors those sporty little hot 3-door hatchbacks. There are a lot of interesting ones out there, but there can only be one winner, and that winner is...
The 2011 VW Golf R!
This is honestly the best hatchback in the world. I'm surprised how VW managed to tune a Golf GTI engine to have up to 300 horsepower. It also looks so brilliant, it's breathtaking. Not to mention, it performs extremely well. This car deserves this award.
Best Small Car of 2010
This award honors those tiny small cars that cruise around city streets with ease. How they manage to get by us, I don't know. Anyway, the winner is...
The 2012 Fiat 500!
Italy has finally given us a true small car. It looks brilliant, performs brilliantly, and is priced brilliantly. I'm so glad to see this car come to our shores, I'm giving it an award just for coming here. Still, I really want to have a go at this car.
Best Race Car of 2010
This award honors the fastest race-ready car around those tarmac curved tracks all around the world. It honors those cars that are just born fast. And the award goes to...
The 2010 Pagani Zonda R!
Why else? It's fastest car to round the Nürburgring, destroying the Ferrari 599XX's time, it's the most powerful Zonda ever created, and it has this unbelievable amount of grip. It's insanely fast and looks insanely cool. This car deserves this award.
Best Racing Game of 2010
This award honors the racing game that just put us into the heat of racing. This honors the game that had the action, excitement, and thrill of just choosing a car and racing it. And the award goes to...
Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit!
I know what you're thinking. "What?! But Gran Turismo 5 was a very good game." Indeed it was, but if there weren't any standard cars that looked so ugly and if the bugs didn't exist, it would've been a perfect game. Besides, NFS is much more fun. You get to drive a Veyron as a police officer. You get to chase down baddies in a McLaren F1 cop car. You get to claim bragging rights with Autolog. How much fun is that?
Obi's World Wide Web of Cars Car of the Year
This award honors my car, the only car destined to be crowned Car of the Year. This deserves this award because it proves that anything is possible if you keep an open mind and set your goals straight. I proves that tinkering is the best way to solve a problem. It proves just what accomplishment engineering has brought us. Therefore, ladies and gentle, your Obi's World Wide Web of Cars Car of the Year is...
The 2011 Bugatti Veyron Super Sport
Well done Bugatti! You've created the best car ever for 2010. And that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes our award ceremony. Thank you so much for reading this and have a happy holidays.
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